&&. Let Me See Now.

Catch Up In Order?
Yah I Thought So Too.
Basically I Haven't Been Blogging Due To The
Fact That August Is Fecking Busy.
Anyone Know The Honey Bee Is Dying Out?
There's Enough Bloody Wasps Pottering Around!
Useless Creations Of An Evil Force.
Fucking Hate Them.

Nobody In The House. Woke Up && Nobody Was Here.
Would Almost Be Ghostly If I Wasn't Used To It
&& Would Be Pretty Silent If ''Okay, Time For Plan B''
Wasn't Raping The Computer Speakers To Put It Nicely.
Well That && ''Lego Haircut, A Polka Dot Dress...''
A Great Hadouken! Line.

Had My 18th Last Week.
Last Thursday.
Sergeant Sarah's Inoxegen.
Amazing Night. So Many People.
Perhaps Remembering Some Of The Night May
Have Made It Better...But Thats Just A Theory.
Amazingness Had By All.
Thank Jiminy[=
Alot Of Alcohol Consumed...Just ANOTHER Excuse To Get Drunk.
There's Been Too Many Of Them This Week Tbh.
The Pirate Party Shortly Followed My 18th.
Fnu Fnu Fnu.
&& The Partyholic I Am Decided To Go Out The Night After To Ridlleys.
Also Known As The Night Before My Debs.
A Great Ridleys. It Included Suprising Guest, A Very Drunken Meghan &&
Falling Asleep In Mini Stoop.
Just Realised The Bottom Of My Feet Are BOLLOXED.
Fuck!!
Where Was I??
Oh Right, The Debs Followed. I'm Thinking Debs Aren't Really My Scene.
Found Myself Looking At The Door A Few Times...Could Have Been To Look For Gatecrashers
Or A Near Exit.
Don't Get Me Wrong. Any Time Where Im Present With Jenieve && We're Dancing
Is Great. However, Drunken Messes Are Not So Much Fun&&Was Surrounded By Them.
The Only Solution Would Be To Join Them But Decided Against It.
I Was On Pepsi For The Majority Of The Night.
Had Mini Breakfast Rolls To Constitute An Empty Stomach.
A Deplorable Arrangement Of Food But Better Than Nothing At The Tender
Hour Of Five In The Morning.
Back Into Town For Half Six. Home&&In Bed By Eight.

Never Go Into Town After.
SUCH. A. BAD. IDEA.
I'm On About After You've Gone Home&&Slept&&Wake Up&&Hit Town.
Unless You Had A Fricking Ace Sleep. By All Means Totter On In After You
Arrive Back After The Hotel But I Swear I Think All The PepsiGlucose Had
Manipulated My Brain Into Thinking I Was Jonty!
I Only Realised There Where Clips In My Hair A Good Hour After Walking Around
The Marshes.
Not As Bad As The Time I Walked Around The Marshes With My Jacket Inside Out.
Oh Yah.
Well Embarrasing.

Another Debs Tonight.
See How This One Goes.
Good Way To Get Rid Of All The Loose Rahypnol I Have Lying Around.
[Personal Joke.]

Rant Over?
I Like Toast.

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